Conventional wisdom usually dictates:
“Don’t eat the yellow snow.”
It’s sage advice, really. And it usually makes sense considering the circumstances that cause the yellowing of snow:
- Rabid Raccoons
- The Abominable Snowman, Yeti, and/or Sasquatch
Drunken Eskimos Canadians RussiansCold Climate Drunks in general
However, this advice does not take into consideration my sublimely yellowy and snowy dessert: Kalamansi Granita.