This is the latest from the great Weird Al Yankovic. It's 11 minutes of pure genius and hilarity; a spoof on "Trapped in the Closet" by the one and only R. Kelly (that's arr-ruh Kelly).
When I'm not experimenting with patis, cane vinegar, and soy sauce, and when The Wife isn't in the mood to cook anything from her well-rounded arsenal of weeknight meals, we usually end up in pretty much the same exact situation as Weird Al (well, almost exact, just picture a Filipino dude and a red-headed wife in the cartoon).
While I’ve been trapped in the drive-thru a few times, I've never been trapped in the closet (Rimshot! You did not see that coming!).