I’ve got a huge Man-Crush on Alton Brown.
There. I said it. And I’m not ashamed of it either.
There are some people out there that say Brown is a blow-hard, a know-it-all, a sell-out, and whatever hyphenated put-down you can think of. And he probably is, to a certain extent, some of these things. Yet in spite of this, I still get giddy whenever there is a new episode of Good Eats on the Food Network (and The Wife rolls her eyes accordingly).
Why my fascination with Brown? He makes learning about food interesting; he looks into the “how” and “why” instead of just the “what” of food. Well, and he also does some unusual (yet completely awesome and kick-ass) techniques to get some of his cookery done.
He’s smoked salmon in a cardboard box, he’s fermented yogurt with a heat pad, he’s dried beef jerky with a box fan, and he’s barbecued pork butt in a flower pot! Come on now, those are some man-crush-inducing moves don’t you think?
Now while I’ve attempted many of his more tame recipes, I’ve never actually tried any of Brown’s MacGyver-esque techniques. I guess I’ve always been too in awe of them. That is, until recently when I saw an episode of Good Eats where Brown grilled some Cornish game hens with the help of a hot brick.
A hot brick?
Yes, an extraordinarily, obscenely, Scarlett Johanssonly-hot brick.